HI, I'M SAYRE. Back in Jersey I was known as S-WOWW Tittybang. I drank heavily and punched a lot of bitches in the face. BUT NOWADAYS, I cosplay Homestuck and Adventure time sometimes. I'm kind of a loser and just want to be your friend.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY